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[begot]

genetic experiments? i'm starting to think i might come from the least interesting version of earth.

oxford, how exciting! congratulations! hopefully you'll still be able to make it there.
i'm assuming you mean the partying, to put it politely. it's kind of crazy, isn't it? like a totally different take on the usual alien abduction theories.

[internship]

If it makes you feel any better, "interesting" in my world meant my old supervisor tried to turn everyone in New York into lizards.

Thanks! We'll see if they make an academic exception for getting warped back to 2007.

God, do you think there are any aliens here? Apparently there are werewolves and vampires.

[begot]

oh my god.

[ A pause — well, there's not much else she can really say about that. ]

i don't see why not! i haven't seen any little green men walking around, but there's nothing to say aliens wouldn't look like fabio in a place like this.

[internship]

The possibility of supermodel aliens coming to one of our Zumba classes makes me feel like I've walked into one of those goofy middle grade novels? The ones with titles like "My Librarian is a Werewolf!" or something like that.

[begot]

i'd prefer that to another horror movie scenario, at least. and maybe i wouldn't mind meeting a sexy alien! 🤭