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[begot]

oh my god.

[ A pause — well, there's not much else she can really say about that. ]

i don't see why not! i haven't seen any little green men walking around, but there's nothing to say aliens wouldn't look like fabio in a place like this.

[internship]

The possibility of supermodel aliens coming to one of our Zumba classes makes me feel like I've walked into one of those goofy middle grade novels? The ones with titles like "My Librarian is a Werewolf!" or something like that.

[begot]

i'd prefer that to another horror movie scenario, at least. and maybe i wouldn't mind meeting a sexy alien! 🤭