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[internship]

The possibility of supermodel aliens coming to one of our Zumba classes makes me feel like I've walked into one of those goofy middle grade novels? The ones with titles like "My Librarian is a Werewolf!" or something like that.

[begot]

i'd prefer that to another horror movie scenario, at least. and maybe i wouldn't mind meeting a sexy alien! 🤭