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[kobes]

[sliiiiiding into her dms~]

Hi, Gwen. I hope this isn't invasive, but I wanted to gather your opinion on Doctor House's recent network post.

I noted we both engaged with it, and I value your input greatly, so I thought I'd ask.

[internship]

Hi, Koby. Did you know him before? He seems

[ what’s the nicest way to put this ]

colorful.

I also don’t really love that he’s talking about puppies in 9 months. Do you think there’ll be puppies in 9 months?

cw: pregnancy, menstruation, etc.

[kobes]

I knew OF him -- my note-taking back then was even more rigorous than now. He's exactly the same.

Oh no, definitely not. We can't get pregnant here, trust me. I haven't even been late a single month since I got here.

cw unsafe sex mention etc etc

[internship]

Seriously?

[ girl who has been extremely worried about her own condom usage (or lack thereof) for apparently no reason!! ]

That’s good to know. Thank you.

So have we both

I mean

[ 🐺🪢??? ]

cw more of all that

[kobes]

Seriously. If it were possible, I can tell you with complete, non-detailed honesty that it would've happened to me at least a dozen times by now.

[condoms remove the best part, koby hates them so much 😞]

Both...OH.
Yes. I mean, I did.
Twice.

[internship]

I’m not entirely sure what to make of his post, if I’m honest.

It was my first time with someone who

I mean, it was my first time with this person. And also my first time experiencing that kind of anatomical anomaly.

[kobes]

Oh, he's sort of a pervert but a very good doctor. He probably wants to help on some level, but in a very salacious sort of way?

I see. This month is the first time, but
There's been three. For me.

[koby isn't positive how much his reputation precedes him, but. on the off-chance that gwen DOESN'T think he's a slut...]

[internship]

You know, I think if I need a routine check-up I’d go to Mr. Goodsir over someone who wants to help “salaciously.”

[ says girl who is fucking her boss. speaking of: ]

Do you think we should compile names of people it’s been happening to to see if there are any commonalities?

Non-salaciously.

[kobes]

I'd emphatically agree. Harry's wonderful and has a much better bedside manner. Don't let his "just an anatomist" humble attitude fool you.

Non-salaciously, of course. That makes sense.

[a pause.]

Though -- well.
Two are coworkers. So you have to promise not to judge me.